I opened the email when I got home from church. Most of it goes into my spam folder and it is amazing that AOL can guess what I do not want, like certain body parts to grow, others to tighten up, and some things I do not want to do all night long. But there are still things that get through that they could discard and I would never miss, but then I would have nothing to read.
So first is that there is a man in my area wanting to meet me! He is marriage minded, as am I. (This I did not know! I thought I was content with the single life!) Seems he is going to be devestated and doomed to a life of loneliness if I don't click "show me more" right away. That one was preceeded by a list of assisted living centers where I could be most happy and everything is on one level for my convenience. Since I live in a four level home, that would definitely be worth looking into further.
I was pleased to know that I have fallen heir to over $35,000,000 due to the passing of a dear distant cousin in the Ukraine. I was surprised by that one, because I really do not remember the fellow and never knew that our family even knew where the Ukraine is located. I know I have no idea. But, nonetheless, I will gather all my information; social security number, birthday, bank account numbers, mother's maiden name, and the color of my first car and send it to this lawyer. After a week or so, when I am sure he has received it, I will contact an attorney about how to invest all that money to give me the best tax break.
And there are the usual daily recipes that pop up every morning. Some of them actually look good and I am sure all that fat, butter, white flour, and cream will help me live a long time to enjoy my aforementioned inheritance.
I do sell on eBay and there are limitless questions from potential buyers. "What size cover do I need for my bird cage?" "Do you ship to Arkansas?" "Is your junk jewelry for 99 cents pure gold?" "I see you have free shipping, can that be combined?" I want you to know that I dearly love my eBay customers and gladly answer thier questions. I have developed several lasting friendships through this media.
So for now I am off to answer my emails and save some poor lonely guy a life of misery. Oh, yeah and dream about my newly found fortune. Have a good one.
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So first is that there is a man in my area wanting to meet me! He is marriage minded, as am I. (This I did not know! I thought I was content with the single life!) Seems he is going to be devestated and doomed to a life of loneliness if I don't click "show me more" right away. That one was preceeded by a list of assisted living centers where I could be most happy and everything is on one level for my convenience. Since I live in a four level home, that would definitely be worth looking into further.
I was pleased to know that I have fallen heir to over $35,000,000 due to the passing of a dear distant cousin in the Ukraine. I was surprised by that one, because I really do not remember the fellow and never knew that our family even knew where the Ukraine is located. I know I have no idea. But, nonetheless, I will gather all my information; social security number, birthday, bank account numbers, mother's maiden name, and the color of my first car and send it to this lawyer. After a week or so, when I am sure he has received it, I will contact an attorney about how to invest all that money to give me the best tax break.
And there are the usual daily recipes that pop up every morning. Some of them actually look good and I am sure all that fat, butter, white flour, and cream will help me live a long time to enjoy my aforementioned inheritance.
I do sell on eBay and there are limitless questions from potential buyers. "What size cover do I need for my bird cage?" "Do you ship to Arkansas?" "Is your junk jewelry for 99 cents pure gold?" "I see you have free shipping, can that be combined?" I want you to know that I dearly love my eBay customers and gladly answer thier questions. I have developed several lasting friendships through this media.
So for now I am off to answer my emails and save some poor lonely guy a life of misery. Oh, yeah and dream about my newly found fortune. Have a good one.
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