I was tooling down South Road the other day and I came across 4 people on bicycles. I was luckily in my little car so I did not embarrass myself. This is when I discovered just what it is I am doing wrong.
When I ride I just hop on this old balloon tire bike with no gears and away I go. I wear what ever I happen to have on at the time. Usually wear tennis shoes, but only cause that is what I wear.
I need to get me one of those skinny tired bikes with a bunch of gears up there and the brakes on the handlebars. On mine I just pedal backwards and I stop right now! Not later on down the road, right where I pushed backwards is where I will be when you find me cause the sudden stop sometimes unseats me.
And I need to get me some stretchy clothes. Little shorts that come about mid thigh or whatever that bone is there between my knee and my bottom. And a stretchy top. Oh, yeah and some little gloves and a helmet and some sort of goggles. Some sturdy shoes that are small. Now I was going pretty good clip when I shot past those people, but I think I got it in my mind's eye. So I am going to go look at bikes this weekend. It has got to be purple though.
And while I am there looking I shall check out the stretchy clothes. I have always wished I had stretchy clothes. Sure would solve that diet business I keep thinking about.
Now the biggest problem I have is finding friends. Got plenty of them that want to hang out, go to lunch, stop by for coffee, but very few that I can talk into actually riding a bike or even going for a long walk. They will come for supper, but leave before the dishes are done. And if I did have a friend that would ride with me, the talking would have to wait. I like to just kind of pedal along and look at the sky and the flowers and hope a dog don't chase me. I do not have stamina enough to ride and talk both. I usually have my headphones on and will probably get run over some day. In that case a friend would be handy to call 911 assuming I am dead.
So there you have it. And my solution is this. I think I am going to get a new tire and tube for this bike. Squirt a little more WD40 on the pedal thing and there where the tires turn. Save my friends for later. Shorts and tees I have now will get me by another year. And these green, pink, and grey shoes are just getting broken in good.
Well, I tried to come into this century, I am just too tight!
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