I am still sore. I have chunks of skin missing with no explanation of where it went. My left hip is still not completely back in the socket and my right knee will probably never bend again. Most of my hearing has returned and my vision is almost back to normal. I am beginning to think rationally about whether or not to try this again. And would I recommend it to my friends? Let me be very clear. No. Not only no, but hell no! And not just hell no, but HELL NO!!! I would rather be put on a Chinese water torture table and have my fingernails pulled out slowly by a drunk Chimpanzee.
Now that I have cleared that up for you, I am going to my garden and see if I can remember where I planted those damn beets. Then I will come in and rip the rest of the carpet off the stairs. Just nice clean therapeutic work to clear my mind and prepare my body for bed where I will sleep with no dreams of stairs that climb straight up to a log jam 4 feet from Heaven.