This is the ramblings of a woman who has, at one time or another, done about anything she wanted to. "If I don't know the right answer I will dazzle you with a line of b---s--- until you are pretty sure I am a genius on the subject. May teach you something in the process!"
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Sunday, September 8, 2013
If summer comes, can fall be far behind?
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Fun to have with a carrot on a snowy day.
Well, a bag of carrots, a couple Llama's, lot of snow, and a vegetarian dog makes for a fun slide show. No animals were harmed in the making of this slide show.
I went to Safeway's and got a bag of carrots along with a lot of other stuff and when I got home and opened the carrots I found they had roots and greenery. Sorry, not my idea of fresh. I will not buy a bag next time that I can not see through. So I figured this was my fault. Since I live in the County it would have taken more gas to return them then they cost. Once more, one of the lessons I have learned.
So I took my bag of carrots and my trusty camera and went to the side fence and called to the Llama's. Of course they came. I stuck the carrots in the fence to free my hands and then we talked. Yes, they do like carrots and they do not mind that they are not crisp and crunchy. They were most agreeable to have their pictures taken and I do think they posed for me a little bit. Now I have heard and actually seen Llama's that spit, but these do not seem to have that habit. For that I am grateful.
When I turned to come back to the house, the Daisy dog shot past me. Seems she thought she would like a carrot. She also knew she was not supposed to have it. That is why I got very good pictures of the Llama's and Daisy ran from me. Hope she enjoyed her carrot. And I hope you enjoy the slide show.
Friday, September 17, 2010
The Llama's will trick you if you do not watch out for them.
Here is another shot of the dear Llama. I see it is a little closer now and continuing to make eye contact. I feel so special to be able to bond with plants and animals this way. People in the cities do not have this opportunity. I will just stand here a while and gaze at the picture before me.
Do you see that! The Llama is eating my flowers! Caught in the act, no less. Caught by me as I stand gazing in admiration. This is the same Llama that ate my asparagus last Spring. The same one who has topped out my Lilacs and Red bud tree. Seems he snacked on a Clematis Vine also. So much for serenity in the country!
Now the fun part I have to tell you. If you click on any of my pictures they will get big and you can actually see the detail, like Llama Lips curling around the sunflower! I just love this Google Blog of mine!
Words of wisdom for this day
Good fences make good neighbors!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Today at my house with the Choke Cherries and Llama's!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
The Llama's are eating my Asparagus!!
I do not go to their field and eat their stuff, so why do they think they can just hang their shaggy little heads over the fence and eat my food? I was happy to see that they seem to be kind of housebroken. I seen a big pile of stuff over there and seen the brown and white one contribute to the height of the pile. So that is a good thing. I do wish they would move the pile away from my bedroom window. For the most part they are pretty neat animals, but woe unto the animal who comes between me and my vittles!
See I don't know if you realize how long it takes to get an Asparagus bed established. This one has been there for about 5 years and is just now showing signs of being able to produce enough for a "mess". A few of the remains of the stalks I seen were as big as my thumb! Yummers!! At least I hope that is what the furry creatures are saying.
See, I also wanted to plant a few gourds along that fence. I suppose they eat gourds also. As I set here contemplating this latest dilemma I just thought of something. I never get a garden anyway, so why am I so worried? The hail always comes and wipes me out and I wind up eating out of the farmers market, so why fight it? If those little Llama's want to eat my stuff, I say let them! At least this way, something got something out of my garden.
Life is Good!!
Monday, March 1, 2010
Where exactly is the pink Llama?
I took him inside and down to the weaving room where I also have a spinning wheel (exactly like the one in the link over there!) and raw wool. I showed him the wheel and then explained to him how it was made into spun thread after combing and that. He wanted to know what it looked like when it was done, so I showed him a cone of pink wool since that is what I had out. He was facinated!
But then he wanted to go back out and look at the Llama's some more because he wanted to see the pink one! Makes me wonder if we ever actually get kids taught all they need to know before they enter the world of video games and Mountain Dew?
Our Weavers Guild does a thing at El Pueblo Museum covers all of the process from shearing, dyeing, spinning and then weaving on little wooden looms. Kids are fascinated with this process. Want to know what else? We do the drop spindle and the boys catch on to that much quicker than the girls! Boys do a very good job. That surprised me!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Poor old Llama!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
The Llama might be getting ready to be sheared, or not!
The point here is this: I would hate to have someone rip my fur coat off and leave me outside this time of year. It is still freezing at night and the daytime temperature hasn't had me breaking a sweat yet! Any way, I have one friend who makes her sheep wear coats to keep the fleece cleaner. I think that might be a good idea, but the fellows/girls in the field don't look all that bad. Well, yeh, they have longer legs than a sheep! DUH!!
Seeing them makes me remember, I bought some dyed wool from Joanne Caldwell and I need to get it washed and dried. If it was just a matter of throwing it in the washer that would be simple. Ever throw wool in the washer? This is loose fleece so I expect it would wind up a very tight ball. I know how to do this, I think.
I need to fill something with cool water and add Dawn dishwashing soap to it. Then very gently work it around and then drain it and rinse it. I need to do that several times until the rinse water is clear. Then I have to lay it out to dry. Then I will need to hand card it. That is work!! Then I need to spin it on the spinning wheel. All this is assuming it has not got moths in it while waiting for me.
Hey, you spinners out there! If this is not how to do it, you better get ahold of me because I will be doing this surely in the next few years.
You know, I go back and read my posts and have I ever finished one that matches my title with the title? Seems I am a clear definition of the saying "Her mind has taken a turn!" My mind is probably what is known as a Whirling Dervish!
But you gotta' love me!!
Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Baby Llama is holding still for me!
This is the baby llama I been telling you about. This thing is the most beautiful chocolate color I have ever seen. If I could just catch it and get that wool I could spin it and weave it into something and all my weaving friends would be so jealous! That is the mother in the background and I think she may be stomping over this way to spit on me! I have heard they do that, and in fact, seen it happen one time years ago. Have pretty well given them a very wide birth since than.
This is mother and Llamette approaching the chocolate adult. Hey! Maybe that is the daddy! "Hello, Father, may I come into your area of the field?" In order to establish paternity here I am going to need to get a lot closer then I am willing to do. Oh, but I just remembered, I am the writer here and I can tell you anything and unless one of you calls me to task, if it is true in my mind, it will be true in yours. Let me see; do I want to compromise my immortal soul over the sex of a Llama that I barely know? I am thinking that is a big "NO". (Well, I see my picture is now miraculously over there on the left. This blog is way smarter than I am!) This is the whole herd. This chain link fence is 4 feet high so that gives you some idea of how big they are. I love the tail on that baby!
I just wanted to show you the pictures of the baby Llama. Please do not look at the area near the camera where the remenants of last years garden are awaiting my able hand. Lord, I am glad it is below zero and there is nothing I can do about that mess. Those wretched geese and ducks are supposed to help me out on this.
Ok, you have seen the herd next door, the mess in my garden area and listened to my ramblings, so now we can both go get busy. I have 33 shirts to embroider for the Kearny County Library and laundry piled over my head. Also today the new dog gets beautiful and I see nap time will come early today!
Take care and God Bless. Oh, that made me think of Red Skelton! Remember him?
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